**30 ways to annoy people**
1. when you see people backing up make a beeping noise
2. shout out numbers when they are counting
3. tell them you only exist in their imagination
4. pretend to wipe spit off your face when they talk
5. learn Morse code and speak in only dots and dashes
6. speak in only robot voice
7. Don't reply Instead keep handing them pieces of string telling them "I AM Spiderman."
8. Ask "Do you hear that?" They say "What?" You say "Never mind, it's gone now." Repeat. A lot.
9. Shout out the word 'Boring!' every time they start to speak
10. Finish every sentence with 'as only a true poet could say'.
11. Sing the Batman theme incessantly
12. Sniff incessantly
13. Name your dog "Dog."
14. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
15. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears
16. Drop and pen & wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream “NOOO THAT’S MINE!”
17. Stand really close to someone and sniff them occasionally
18. Swat at flies that aren’t there
19. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to other people
20. Make explosion noises when someone pushes a button
21. Call out, “Group Hug!” & then enforce it.
22. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
23. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."
24. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
25. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
26. Repeat everything someone says as a question.
27. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's road maps.
28. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
29. Ask people what gender they are.
30. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.