Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a
beautiful, enticing, female poodle. The three male dogs fall all over
themselves in an effort to be the first one to reach her first, but end
up arriving in front of her at the same time.

The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and
hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her
obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells
them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together
in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, ''I love
liver and cheese."

"Oh, how childish,'' said the poodle. ''That shows no imagination or
intelligence whatsoever."
She turned to the tall, shiny golden retriever and said,  "How well can
you do?"

"Um, I HATE liver and cheese,'' blurts the golden retriever.

"My, my,'' said the poodle. ''I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb
as the Lab's sentence." She then turns to the last of the three dogs and
says, "How about you?"

The last of the three is a handsome Chihauhau. He gives her a big
smile, sly wink, turns to the golden retriever and the lab and says in
broken English, "Liver alone. Cheese mine."