On a bitterly cold winters morning a husband and wife
were listening to the radio during breakfast.
They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8
to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the
even-numbered side of the street, so the Snow plow can get through."
So the good wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again,
the radio announcer
said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park
your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snow ploughs
can get through."
The good wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio
announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You
must park." Then the electricity went out.
The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face
she said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I
need to park on so the snow ploughs can get through?"
Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who
are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you
just leave the car in the garage this time."