One morning a wife was cooking breakfast.
As she began cooking the eggs, her husband comes into the kitchen yelling,
"Oh no, oh no! Don't burn them.
Be careful, you're going to burn them.
Easy, easy! Flip them gently.
Oh no! Oh God!
Salt them! You always forget to salt them.
Now! Oh God! Salt, salt, SALT!"
Confused, the wife asks, "what on Earth is wrong with you?"
Her husband replies, "now you know what it's like listening to you when I drive."