A man got stopped by a game warden with a basket full of fish.
Warden: Do you have a permit for these fish?
No sir, these are all my pet fish.
Warden: Your pet fish.
Man: Well, every night I take all my pet fish
for a walk to the lake. I let them swim for about a half an
hour and then I whistle and they all come back and jump in my
basket and we go home. We do this every night.
Well, that's just a crock of lies!
Man: Here, I'll show you.
(releases the fish in the lake)
Warden: Well, this I got to see.
(5 minutes later)
The fish! Where are your pet fish?
Man: What fish?